June: Cute Hippie Chick of the Month

Well it seems that New York City is becoming a mecca for women to go topless. A while back we put up the photo above, of a cop giving directions to a topless girl.

Now we have the video below, this time of a topless girl being interviewed. The video goes a little long, but is worth watching to see the reaction of the repressed Jesus-freaks that say she is doing something evil and against Biblical principles.
I suppose those folks already live in their own self-imposed Hell.

Cute Hippie Chick of the Month: "Chubby" Edition

For everyone who puts on a few pounds during the Holidaze:



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Ok, After the nightmare of the Hell-idays I think I'm finally back to my senses.
Now let's get everything back on schedule please...
Regular work days
Regular Dojo practice nights
Regular meals
Regular amount of Beer
And hopefully regular Blog posting!

Cute Hippie Chick of the Month: "Skin Diver" Edition

July doesn't seem like the time we would look at pictures of the Russian Arctic, but who can resist this from "The Mail Online" (U.K.):

"Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment.
Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits.
The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade."


(D.R.): Now, I'm not too crazy about the reason for this. They are trying to train the whales to be used to human contact so they can be delivered to zoos like Sea World.

From the article:
"The average human could die if left in sub-zero temperature sea water for just five minutes.
However, Natalia is a yoga expert and used meditation techniques to hold her breath and stay under water for an incredible ten minutes and 40 seconds."

I couldn't do it. You know what cold water does to guys...

Cute Hippie Chick of the Month: Clowning Around Edition

Well, it's once again time for "Cute Hippie Chick of the Month".
This edition is dedicated to all those people who are completely freaked out by clowns...


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Cute Hippie Chick of the Month: Topless, not Cop-less

Where's a Cop when you need one?
Keeping abreast of directions.

Cute Hippie Chick of the Month; TSA Part 2

If the TSA screening was this much fun I'd have to try it.
I have to say, "The New Yorker" has the best cover art of any magazine I've ever seen, and I love this cover.

On a more serious note, this lady stripped down to a Bikini for the pat down:

They still wouldn't let her on the plane because of suspicious lumps around her buttocks. Here's the full story, brief commercial first:

The whole thing is a dog-and pony show. Ground crew can still access, board and load cargo without any screening.

And this, from The Guardian.UK:

"The TSA's state-mandated molestation - The humiliations of the patdown policy, which Janet Napolitano wants to expand, are an Orwellian assault on American freedom"

"The ACLU maintains an ever-growing database of these indignities, many so graphic they're illegal to broadcast over public airwaves. Actions that violate FCC standards are embraced by the TSA. "Mary in Texas" reported:

The TSA agent used her hands to feel under and between my breasts. She then rammed her hand up into my crotch until it jammed into my pubic bone ... I was touched in the pubic region in between my labia ... She then moved her hand across my pubic region and down the inner part of my upper thigh to the floor. She repeated this procedure on the other side. I was shocked and broke into tears.
A woman named Chris said:
"In the four times she explored the area where my inner thigh met my crotch, she touched my labia each time, and one pass made contact with my clitoris, through two layers of clothing. I told her I felt humiliated, assaulted and abused ... In my work as a nurse, if I did what the TSA did against a patient's will it would be considered assault and battery, and I did not see how the TSA should have different rules."
Recipients of such treatment aren't allowed to show distress."

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I hope all those armchair "Patriots" out there, who supported Bush's "War on Terror" and allowed "The Patriot Act" to be rammed through will recognize the slippery slope we were on.
By my reckoning, we have compromised the First Amendment, and completely lost the Fourth and Fifth.

Hippie New Year...

Cute Hippie Chick of the Month: The Girls of Canada

Yes fellow Dojo Rats; it's once again time for "Cute Hippie Chick of the Month" so...
A salute to our neighbors in "The Great White North", The Girls of Canada!







Ah yes, you certainly get what you pay for!

September: Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month

Yup, it's the first of the month and time for "Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month"!
This is the "Vault My Pole" edition, dedicated this month to fellow Dojo Rat Kostas in Greece, who has been complaining again about pictures of trees, apes and large boulders masquerading as Hippie Chicks...
Enjoy, Kostas!


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Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month: Nature Lovers Edition

Ah yes fellow Dojo Rats, it's that time again - Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month!
It's the first of June, time to grab a cute hippie chick and explore the great outdoors!

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May: Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month

Beautiful And Deadly;

Ursula Andress, James Bond- "Dr. No", 1962

Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month: Olympic Edition

OK, I knew everybody would be in a panic cause "Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month" is a day late, but better late than never!
-This is the Winter Olympic edition, and the only good thing about The Winter Olympics is girls in tight ski outfits! And the good thing about tight ski outfits is they gotta come off at some point. Here's America's sweetheart Lindsey Vonn after she has slipped into something a little more comfortable:

Nice contrast...
And the lovely Snow Bunny pictured below is Lacy Schnoor:

And of course after a long day of conquering the slopes and curves, Lacy needs to get out of those wet clothes:

But that's not all, there's more Olympic news!
*** Best Quote***
Downhill Skier Bode Miller: "I party at an Olympic level"
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And the Canadian Women's Hockey team goes for the gold-- "Molsen Gold" that is:

Ahh, poor girls. Everybody is giving them crap for coming out on the ice after their big win... drinking Beer and smoking cigars.
Hey; they're Canadian!
Look. I live on an island that is closer to Canada than the mainland U.S.
I know Canadians, I have drank with Canadians, I am an honorary Canadian. Canadians party hard, eh?

Time Magazine has posted this article:
"The Vancouver Games: A Gold In Drinking"-- Here's a few snips:

"Two minutes. That's all it took for an intoxicated Canadian to start badgering me."
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"...let's face it: if public intoxication were an Olympic sport, Vancouver and Whistler would own the podium."
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"Throughout the Olympics, drunken revelers have overrun the streets of Vancouver. Local hospitals are reporting spikes in emergency-room visits for alcohol-related sicknesses and injuries; most of the intoxicated patients are males between the ages of 15 and 24. In Whistler, the partyers have turned what should be a cozy village into rows of frat houses in need of soundproofing."
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"These must be the drunkest Olympics ever."
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"Granville Street itself is unlike anything I've seen at an Olympics." And he noted that all the drinking has led to a lot of public urinating. "I've personally witnessed about 8 to 10 guys whizzing at once along a fence half a block off the main street," he said. "It's like the infield at the Kentucky Derby."

Yes, I knew there was something good about The Winter Olympics...

February: Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month

Um, yum...

Ok, there must be some lonely geek sitting in his Mom's basement that knows where this picture came from.
Is this a screen grab off a romantic comedy?
I'm guessin' it might be Jennifer Aniston.
Very, very nice.

December: Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month

That's the way we roll up here.