Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Fun: The Great Missile Logo Conspiracy

In a Fox Newsery-Glen Beckery-befuddelment-type collective freakout, the Right Wingnut-Jobs are agast at the new logo used by the Missile Defense Agency.
According to "The Telegraph" UK, Teeth are gnashing and hands are wringing amongst the John Birch Society side of the Republiklan Party:

"The circular red, white and blue sign, which has also been compared to the communist hammer and sickle symbol, first appeared on the Missile Defense Agency’s website in the Autumn."
"I'm having trouble seeing past the crescent and star in the new logo," one critic posted on "Is this our signal to the Muslim world that we're not going to shoot down their missiles?"
"Frank Gaffney wrote on BigGovernment. com: "The new MDA shield appears ominously to reflect a morphing of the Islamic crescent and star with the Obama campaign logo ... Team Obama is behaving in a way that – as the new MDA logo suggests – is all about accommodating that 'Islamic Republic' and its evermore aggressive stance."

So let's have a little fun with these Regressive Lunkheads. How about having Frank Gaffney explain why the Republican Party inverted the stars on their Elephant logo the year George W. Bush was elected:

Yes, that's right. They turned the stars upside-down. It was never like that before.
Here's what This Website says:
"In witchcraft the pentangle is used with the "head" of the star pointed down, illustrating man worshiping Satan. When pointed down it also becomes the face of the goat. Satanists use a pentagram with two points up, often inscribed in a double circle to emphasize the exclusion of God, and sometimes with the head of a goat inside the pentagram. Why would a nation based on Christian principles install as its leader someone who was a member of a secretive satanic cult called Skull and Bones?"

So right back at ya, Republifuks.

How about this Missile my buddy designed and you see being installed down by the party area at Dojo Rat Headquarters:

Conservabots, listen up; This is called "Art".
This aughta put the fear of Pacific Northwest Hippies into the likes of Frank Gaffney, Glen Beck and Sarah Palin.
It's off an old Navy Corsair aircraft, a long range fuel tank, disguised as a Chinese Missile!
It was masterfully designed and created by "Doc", one of our local artist friends.
When we installed it, Doc stood back and said "Fuck all those Totem Pole guys".
The Chinese writing allegedly says "Flee Mother Earth".
If it serves as a useful totem to keep Rush Limbaugh off the property, it's worth it's substantial weight in gold.


BSM said...

LOL. Nice.

BTW if Rush ever does visit your property please film it. I'd love to watch a grown man poop his pants as the Rat Pack tried some chin na on him.

Dojo Rat said...

And we would steal his Oxycoton and Viagra.