Thursday, June 12, 2008

Chicago Area Alert!



Tomorrow!
Yes, you've been waiting for weeks, and now it's here!
What?
Well, the fundraiser for "The Search For Count Dante"!
If you live in the Chicago area, Friday the 13th at 7:00 pm there will be a screening of Floyd Webbs Documentary of John Keehan/Count Dante, one of the most notorious American martial artists that ever lived.
Additionally, our fellow Dojo Rat Master Chris Pieschala will be giving a martial arts demonstration, possibly ripping out throats and gallbladders or breaking furnature.
This is a must-see if you live in the Chicago area (The Occult Bookstore, 1164 Milwaukee Ave. 7:00 pm) more information can be found at Floyd Webb's website at THIS LINK.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Fighting Black Kings



Here's a trailer from one of my favorite martial arts flicks: "Fighting Black Kings".
This documentary movie is about the first International Karate tournament run by Mas Oyama's brutal Kyokushinkai Karate system, and if you haven't seen it, rent it. I actually bought a VHS copy years ago, and have a few thoughts about this 1975 production that follows the harsh training of an American team that goes to compete in Japan.
My first thought is that this film is overtly Japan-centric. I believe it was definately produced to introduce Oyama's Kyokushinkai to an American market. I have wondered if there isn't a strictly Japanese version of this movie that displays the pre-WW2 Japanese superman image. For instance, while they give a fair representation of the American and European fighters, they totally diss on the Chinese guys. Almost with a historical vengence. It seems like they picked the wimpyist Chinese fighters they could find, just to show how the Japanese fighters were ultimately superior.
Now, with that said, the Japanese fighters are definately superior. They are well trained, they measure their opponents in a systematic and scientific precision and then generally beat the crap out of them.
The American team does fairly well, with some very big guys that can really kick ass. One American fighter is a boxer, and still wins with one hand broken and wrapped up.
This documentary movie is a must-see for tournament point-fighters, to let them see how it's really done. No pads. Few rules, though no punching to the head.
This is the kind of Karate I grew up with, before Mixed-Martial-Arts was even a glimmer in Kimbo Slice's eye.
Kyokushinkai is probably the most brutal of all traditional Karate styles, and this 1975 documentary represents the most powerful fighters of the era...
-- With one exception: There are no Koreans... I think the Koreans, under Kyokushinkai rules would have kicked their ass and embarrassed the Japanese.
This movie is valuable for historical perspective, and will remind us older Dojo Rats how we got'er done back then. Get a copy and enjoy...

Monday, June 9, 2008

No Wonder They're Huge Assholes



The lengths that "Girlie Men" will go to for vanity.
ABC News Reports that the newest rage in Dance clubs is something that bodybuilders have been doing for years:
"New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald has noticed a trend among many of the macho young men waiting outside his clubs. He says the guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look "ripped" for the ladies.
Fitzgerald asked one of these guys to describe the practice for his blog, Clublife, "The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club," a man who gave the alias, Peter Minichiello, says. "If you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped". -(ABC)- Preparation H contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL that -- when used for the drug's intended purpose -- will shrink the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids. It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that feed blood and fluid to the area".
(D.R.) The article goes on to say there are potential health risks, such as high blood pressure.
I would suggest that it may help with "Cranial-rectal insertion", otherwise known as having one's head up one's ass. Maybe if they just bathed in it it would shrink their swollen ego...

Friday, June 6, 2008

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Back To Basics


Every Thursday night for several years now, I've been inviting people in to our Dojo to learn the Yang long Tai Chi Chuan form. Tai Chi generally appeals to older people and people in that class are usually around fifty years-old. While some of them are learning a little push hands now, they are limited in the kind of thrashing they can take.
By comparison, our Monday-Wednesday group is composed of our old Kenpo school, and people from diverse martial backgrounds such as Jujitsu, Tae Kwon Do and Boxing. We're getting older, but we still hit hard and can take some abuse. As people have been busy with their lives and dealing with occasional injuries, we have had room to bring in a couple of new students. Last night was training day 1.
The new guys have been vetted to see if they were the kind of guys we are looking for. One is tall and muscular, and has a background in Escrima stick fighting. He loves the sticks, and is very competent with either sticks or blades.
The other guy is stocky and thick, with huge wrists, forearms and legs. He had been a good wrestler in school and has had a few brawls in the past. Perfect.
Here's the interesting part; neither one is comfortable with footwork, rooting, or evasive stepping. Phillipine stick fighting always starts with using the stick, then progresses to empty hand work. This guys movement is bouncy and top-heavy, but not too bad.
The wrestler is solid, but trips over his own feet. Both tend to do that multiple "chicken-step" tapdance to move into position instead of efficiant, liner or circular movement that martial arts require.
Niether one can maintain proper posture when attempting a standing arm bar, for instance. It's really easy to find their "dead angle", disrupt their stance and push them around. The stick fighter has something to bring to the game. The wrestler is tough, but I told him he has to go to the Tai Chi Chuan class on Thursdays if he wants to train with us on Mondays (He's been to one Thursday class already). Everyone needs a foundation on which to build, and Tai Chi will give the wrestler some yielding skills (his nature is to bull it out head-to-head), and a form to practice so his muscle-memory will slowly be trained. It's also good for us to work with big brawler-types that provide some resistance to our techniques, it keeps it real.
We started with a wing-chun drill aimed at controlling the position and distance with an opponent while moving around the room. Next, our Boxing coach Tom got us going on hitting the focus mitts in various patterns, which we do in three continuous one-minute rounds. Niether of the new guys could focus their hitting power, but they began to learn and pick it up. We finished with some standing grappling, wristlocks and armbars.
I came away from last nights practice with the new guys very satisfied. Both these guys would appear intimidating to an untrained fighter, but in reality, their weaknesses were very easy to identify. I realize again how days and years of training drills have made our positioning, structure, hitting, rooting and efficiant footwork an innate part of our being. Even though we are getting older, These qualities still give us an edge.
I think we gave the new guys enough to make them hungry for more, I hope they stick with it.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

June: Cute Futuristic Alien Hippie Chicks Of The Month


Well fellow Dojo Rats; June is the month of my birth, and we always have a special feature of "Cute Hippie Chick Of The Month" in June.
This time it's a salute to all the hot Space Cadets and Green Alien Hippie Chicks from Star Trek.
Was Kirk a Hound Dawg or what? He could sniff out a beautiful alien woman at the beginning of an episode and more than likely she would die in his arms within thirty minutes. Oh, and I had to throw Jerry Ryan (Seven-of-nine) from the new series in there because she is possibly the hottest alien chick that has ever been on the show...