Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Chinese Nutcracker

From The Huffington Post:

Testicle Squeezing In Street Fight Causes Man's Death

"There are worse ways to die, but you probably don't want to think about them, especially if you're a guy.

A Chinese man was reportedly killed last week when a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space.

An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it, China News 24 reported.

The resulting fight escalated, leading the woman to call her husband and brother, who in turn got into a more violent fist fight with the shopkeeper, according to the website. At some point in the fracas, the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed. He was taken to a hospital for treatment and later died.

Parking disputes can get ugly just about anywhere. On March 26, Louisiana resident Shawntay Brown, 19, was arrested for biting a 15-year-old's breast during a brawl in Monroe.

An affidavit in the case included a police officer's statement that the 15 year old "showed me the bite mark."

A video is said to show Brown running after the younger girl and biting her on a tender spot, the Smoking Gun reported.

Brown contends that the other girl bit her first."


Bob Patterson said...

Aw nuts!

"And it interupts his breathing so that if the cause of the pain is prolonged(eg. the testicles are being squeezed) for more than 30secs or so, he will lose conciousness! And yes, in extreme cases it will actually stop the heart beating, resulting in death!"

Dojo Rat said...

May he rest in Penis.

Fou-mar said...

Kung Fu grip...