Friday, August 22, 2008

Don't Bring A Sword To A Gunfight

(CBS/ AP) Clifton police say they arrested two men dressed liked ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were sending a warning to drug users.
Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.
Twenty-year-old Tadeusz Tertkiewicz and 19-year-old Jesse Trojaniak are charged with weapons possession. Tertkiewicz is also charged with harassment for a letter left for an ex-girlfriend.
After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.
Their weapons, Detective Capt. Robert Rowan told The Bergen County Record, were to be a precaution in case they were confronted by the drug dealers.
The officers who arrested the men found the letters in five envelopes decorated with red Chinese designs, The Record reports.
Reports show the two men had already delivered one such letter to Tertkiewicz’ 16-year-old ex-girlfriend in Clifton. Police contacted the teen and her mother and alerted them to the situation.
The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the “Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force.”
In the letter, the two men accused drug dealers and users of having “committed sin of passing impurity” to others and that the “wind guides us to those of impure heart and intent.”
“Their intentions may have been good, but we tell everyone that they shouldn’t take the law into their own hands because it will cause more problems for everyone in the longrun,” Rowan said.
Trojaniak's father tells The Associated Press his son is "not a maniac" and was only trying to help a friend.

(D.R.)- Bow and Arrows? Come on!
They're lucky they weren't shot by some pissed-off crackhead.


Sa Bum Nim Pieschala said...

We always joke,
"Martial arts are what you use when you either run out of ammo or forget it at home."

Not that I don't consider them every bit as deadly.

I'm also a a huge of improvised self defense weapons. Ball point pens are my favorite but check out this doozey I just bought. A hat that is a black jack too!

Ikigai said...

Ohh boy. When I read this I immediately thought of that scene in Indiana Jones when the sword expert is swinging around his saber, only to be promptly shot by Indy.

This story is funny except for the very real possibility of these ninjas getting killed by serious criminals.

It's easy to leave a note on your ex-girlfriends door, but what about on the door of a meth lab with 6-7 guys inside all packing heat?


Sa Bum Nim Pieschala said...

Did you know that Indy scene was an out take? (a common favorite)

On the DVD they explain the whole crew had food poisoning including Harrison Ford. I guess the guy that got shot was pissed they cut his big scene, it was supposed to be a major fight.

Ikigai said...

I had heard that somewhere, but I didn't know about the food poisoning!

Great stuff.

Julia said...

I guess too many ninja stories and other influences has convinced them they could save the world in the old way