Monday, October 5, 2009

News Flash! Commies Launch Missile At Dojo Rat Headquarters!

* Yes, High-level diplomatic talks appear to have broken down, resulting in near disaster. An as-yet unnamed Maoist splinter cell fired a missile at Dojo Rats undisclosed secret island hideout. Fortunately, we were able to disarm the offending Commie Canister before it exploded, with the potential of spilling hundreds of gallons of hot rice wine. Cut the blue wire, Doc! Er, Uh, well, it was our annual fall party up here in the far left corner of America. Our buddy Doc created this spectacular piece of art out of a long-range fuel tank from an old Navy Corsair aircraft. It took six guys and a forty-year-old International flatbed pickup to move it. As we continue to build the Saloon, I'm sure we'll be collecting lots of stuff like this! Drunken fun was had by all! Note: The Chinese writing says "Flee Mother Earth"...

And now for some really, really bad Saloon music, around 1 am...

18 comments:

BSM said...

Dang I envy you! Back in my now retired deer and turkey hunting days a good friend had "The Deer Shack".

Same idea though not as nice as yours. e.g. in a snowstorm snow would lead in via the cracks.

I believe the shack burned down. However, that was long after I had retired from hunting.

BSM said...

"leak" not "lead"

Sensei Strange said...

With all your anti Chuck Norris writings I assumed YOU were a communist.

Wim Demeere said...

Awesome!

Sean C. Ledig said...

A Communist missile attack? I'll bet it's Barack Obama's fault. It seems like everything is these days. (LOL)

Patrick Parker said...

HA! That's great! Hilarious. When can you deliver and set up mine?

JoseFreitas said...

Comrades! There has been a grave mistake in the directions the tral Committee sent out to its cells throughout the world! That missile was meant for dangerous Chuck Norris, a well-known tool of american imperialism, and not to Dojo Rat, a good communist member in good standing! We make apologis in the name of all workers everywhere! We wish communist comrade Rat the best in his endeavours to carry on the understanding of the people's martial science in its dialectical version of Mind Form Fist, a precursor to scientific materialism of the body method imbued with all the real knowledge of the worker and peasant classes of Revolutionary China, as opposed to the aristocratic methods of Monk Fist in all its intellectual deviations which will soon be stamped out!

Dojo Rat said...

Ha,ha,ha

Oh you guys crack me up!
Monk Fist... revolutionary worker and peasant fist...

JoseFreitas said...

No, no, no!!! Nyet, Tovarisch! Bu Hao!

Monk Fist: an old style expression of oppressive class relations where peasant class is crushed by concentration of wealth in the hands of land owning class of religious interests! Monk Fist as a practice is example of oppressive superstitious class propaganda!

My teacher, Master Wu Xuan, told me a pretty funny story. Back in the old days (early 80's in Zhejiang province) he was in a MA school teaching and demoing Taiji and Xingyi, when a high ranking official of the communist party showed up with all his comitive. My teacher's friend was a local official, working for the Mayor of Wenzhou, he supported the school but was not very important in the grand scheme of things. The bigwig from the Party proceeded to tell him he was surprised to see him supporting and approving of something which was "so clearly an expression of feudalistic class relationhsips of master serf type, such as the teacher disciple relationship, an example of oppressive, feudalistic order". My teacher's friend had the sudden idea of telling him that "No, no, Xingyi is an expression of a dialectic science, discovered by the real folk heroes of China, it expresses change in the Five Elements, it is a physical and mental counterpart of scientific dialectical materialism and is profoundly revolutionary in nature and has been kept and developed by the true working class men and women of China!". Or something like that! The guy was suitably impressed and signed the papers to have the school become official!

Dojo Rat said...

I guess that was quick thinking!

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