Coming to an imaginary theatre near you, the blockbuster movie of the spring is "Dojo Rat; The Movie". Russel Crowe plays an aging martial artist in a small ecclectic Dojo of misfit hacks.
Crowe: "It's my best action role since Gladiator"
Crowe as Dojo Rat, running away from Cops
Corey "The Brown Dragon" provides an electrifying performance
Nick Nolte as aging boxer Tommy T.
Brad Pitt as an injured Zacky Chan
And guest starring Vin Diesel as Seattle Kingpin Jake "The Burro"
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***Sorry guys, lots of inside jokes here...