Hat Trick

Yes folks, our old buddy Sa Bum Nim Pieschala has informed us that he scored this neat-o hidden weapon: a hat with a blackjack built into it.
It appears versatile and potentially dangerous, and I think you could take it just about anywhere.
But I had a good idea; maybe we can all come up with tests for him to perform with the Hat/jack-- for instance:
- How many Beer bottles can you line up and break the tops off of with the hat? Or,
- While wearing the hat, can you head-butt through a sheet of 1/2 inch plywood?

So, if our readers can come up with more hat tricks, we'll try to talk Piesch into doing a demo video! Send your ideas to the comment section, I'm sure he will be reading!