Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Cute Hippie Chick of the Month: Female Dojo Rat Edition

You know you've been waiting;
You know I couldn't resist...

This Dojo Rat "Cute Hippie Chick of the Month" edition is dedicated to "Rats".

Yes, believe it or not, there are now rat fashion shows. From the "Mail Online, UK":

You flirty rat! New York fashionistas splurge on designer outfits ... for their pet rodents

"First there was doggy dresses, and coats for mini pigs, now trendy pet owners are ordering designer clothing for their rats.
Pet fashionista Ada Nieves is selling rat tuxedos, wedding dresses and bridesmaids gowns among other exclusive designs.
Ada, from New York, said: 'The rats look very cute and seem to like wearing them. Rats are very popular these days and the owners love to dress them up.'
"Rat fans gathered in New York yesterday for a rodent fashion show featuring Ada's outifts, which come complete with crystals, feathers and frilly tutus, and sell for around £50 each.
Rat owner Kelly Antonova, 27, said: 'Rats have amazing personalities. They are like a dog, cat and ferret all rolled into one. But each also has its own individual character.
'I've had rats who swim in a little bath, or sleep on the bed. You can train them on a little lease and they will learn how to dance, and how to fetch things like a dog. Rats are very sociable and give you a lot of love. They are very intelligent and share similar characteristics to humans.'

From the comment section:

"These people need to grow up. Animals are not toys to be dressed up like Barbie dolls."
- SavageSquirrel, Kent, UK, 31/5/2011 01:05
"it is totally sad and absolutely scary at the same time to witness whole world going completely insane"
- Joe, Fort Worth, TX, 01/6/2011 10:13

Here's what you've really been waiting for, a real female Dojo Rat!

Never again... ever.


Charles James said...


B said...

You and your wedding dress fetish...

Dojo Rat said...

I'm not sure that wedding dress should have been white.
Off-white perhaps, or possibly stained.

B said...

My soul is stained. But I digress...

Steve Perry said...

Finally, I understand how a flying sidekick could actually work ...

Dojo Rat said...

...Well knock me down with a feather...