Friday, September 3, 2010

It's Not Over Till The Fat Man Sings

Today's Friday Fun is dedicated to my buddy Bob over at "Striking Thoughts", who is single-handedly responsible for restoring honor to the Immense "Lord Of Pasta", Steven Seagal:
Oops; this is Bob-

And this is either Steven Seagal or a grown-up Eddie Munster:

Now, over here at Dojo Rat we have done our share to spread unsubstantiated rumors about the legendary skirmish between Seagal and "Judo" Gene LeBell in which Seagal allegedly got choked out and shit himself (See LeBell vs. Seagal), along with the variety of comments from Seagal supporters who were probably paid to write into Dojo Rat.
Or this, the sordid examination of Seagal's cob-webby references to working for the CIA, and his business partners that had clear Mafia connections (See Seagal Schmegal).
Or the lawsuit that was "dismissed",
"LOS ANGELES - Court records show a $1 million sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a former assistant against Steven Seagal has been dismissed in Los Angeles.
Kayden Nguyen had claimed Seagal forced her to stay in a Louisiana home and that the action star repeatedly fondled her. The allegations led to the suspension of filming on the reality series 'Steven Seagal Lawman.'
No reason was given for the dismissal granted Tuesday. Seagal's attorneys had been trying to resolve the case through private arbitration"
"The lawsuit TMZ obtained alleged Nguyen interviewed with Seagal to become his executive assistant. Nguyen claimed she landed the job, but when she showed up for work, "Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." Nguyen also claimed Seagal treated her "as his sex toy."

Well, who could blame him,

So it was kind of surprising to see Seagal "training" Anderson Silva in the video below (Starts in Spanish, switches to English):

But of course, it's not over till the fat man sings (badly):

Note the highly advanced thumb-only picking method.

Anyway, Seagal is an easy target. He outweighs even me by a hundred pounds, has an inflated sense of self, to the point where he hurts other people. Stunt men, female assistants, you name it.
But what a character! Thanks To Bob over at Striking Thoughts for his constant updates on "The Lord Of Pasta"...


B said...

Seagal STILL gets the last laugh on us both. He's a millionaire!

Albeit one who can't act...

Charles James said...

Anyone and everyone can get choked out...

Charles James said...

Oh, the first link to the choke out is gone now...taken off by the owner...

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